I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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