I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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