I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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