Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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