I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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