I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i believe in u and ur pee
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