sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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