there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
