He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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