Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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