I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she told me i tasted like america
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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