Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
my god I love twenty year old dicks
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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