btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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