I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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