Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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