Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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