Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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