i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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