we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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