I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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