My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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