4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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