Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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