Having a random hookup so left but love u
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My Higher Power is John Stamos
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
