I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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