Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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