People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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