Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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