I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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