girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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