Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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