i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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