i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
The ass gains better be worth it
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