I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize
