I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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