No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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