well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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