id be glad to
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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