Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Are my feet made of real feet?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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