I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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