Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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