Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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