I think im going to throw up on grandma
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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