people are starting to question the shark bite story
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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