I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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