Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
do herpes really smell.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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