if only i could text you this smell
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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