I need help removing her.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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