people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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