she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's never too late to be topless.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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