You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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