Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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