You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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