maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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