i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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